it happend

i met Joel McHale in real life. he talked to me, gave me a hug, signed my shirt, and then took a pic with me. for reals though it changed my life. he is crazy tall and i told him i want to do stand up and he was like "No way!" and then proceed to give me advice. i could not breath. and the fact that he is so legit makes it that much better.if you are not already aware Joel McHale is the host of The Soup and is one of the funniest people walking the earth today. the picture is kinda bad seeing how it was taken on my phone. he is also on my list of guys that i would marry if given a chance. i am sad to report he did not ask for my hand in marriage but he did laugh when he asked me what he should write on my shirt and i said "just write whatever is in your heart" then i got really nervous when he laughed at my joke. so that's it friends i am a changed women. if you are still unsure of who this man is than go ahead and YouTube his name are something.

because i am lazy

i don't want to write a blog about my Halloween night. but Morgan has http://hilmorg.blogspot.com/

it will change your life

my list of things i hope for the new President to accaplish while in office

1) outlaw makeup. thus, giving me a reason not to wear it
2) get the cast of full house together and start making new episodes
3) have it be "day of hot topics" everyday on The View
4) play reruns of Save By The Bell; The College Years in the evening
5) fix my car for free
6) review all mixes that DJs on the radio create before airing. so than i don't have to lesson to another crummy mix
7) give women a payed vacation every time we have craps, so than we don't have to go to work
8) have the show cheaters on TV play at a more convenient time besides 3 am
9) no longer allow the Jonas Brothers to make music
10) bring Health Ledger back to life