thats what mom said

my mother has some of the greatest quotes of all time, and i would like to now keep an updated blog of some of the things she says...

"you look so poesied on the court, I'm serious some of those girls look like boys but i can tell your a girl" this was said after one of my basketball games

"you don't need to be worried about boys! you should be thinking about basketball and reading good books!" this was said when she found out that her 7 year old step daughter had a boy friend and they were "in love"

"take a long walk off a short peer"

"be careful driving right now, there are a lot of cars outside" this was said when Brookie and i were leaving the house at 1:30 in the afternoon

"you cant have pogs they are gang related"

"get up get to it really sock it to em' " the cheer she says when waking you up

"I think Brookie will marry before steph"

"you have to suffer to be beautiful"

"oh!! you look so pretty!! stand next to the book shelf and ill take a picture!" what she says every Sunday when brookie and i have gotten ready for church

"no, sweetie you dont want small feet! your so tall you would look stupid if your feet were small" this is said to my sister becky everytime she refers to her large feet

"friends come and go but sisters are forever" this is said any time my sisters and i fight

"your cat is a hussy" this was said to my step sister after we thought her cat was preggers

"stand on one foot in the corner while you watch me vacume right"

"shoulders back, boobs out" this is said whenever any of her daughters are leaving the house

"poop or get of the pot" this is said whenever she is stuck behind a slow driver

"STOP FART'N AROUND!!!!" her way of saying please calm down

"that prayer went to the ceiling and now where else!!!" this was said after me and brookie hit eachother during family prayer

"HAHAHAHAHAHA O MY GOSH I CANT BREATH!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! (tears are streaming down her face) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" this was her response when i told about the hike i went on for a date and how i feel on my face over 10 times.

mom: "Who am I smashing with the door?" me: "STEPHANIE!!!"