If only.....

there is really only one thing missing in my life right now and that is a Camera.

If i had a Camera i would take a pic of my room and post it on the blog. and everyone could see the desk that a painted dark brown and has a bunch of different knobs.

i would take a pic of the hole in my wall where my roommate drove her car into it. and then tell you about how i called my mom to tell her about it and she said "holy cow Stephie, i had a dream two nights ago about that happening but i didn't want to tell you and make you worried."

I would take pics of my friends char, and Kristy and tell you about the time we had a bunch of people over at our house and they wouldn't leave, so we just went to bed.

i would take pics of my tie dye t-shirts because i am BOMB at tie dye.

and i would take a picture of myself to post up here so in case a multi millionaire was looking threw blogs for a wife he could see a picture of me, instead of a unicorn.

BUT i don't have a camera so i guess the multi millionaire will never find me and i will never get married, and i will grow old and have 12 cats because i never had a camera.

Don't call it a come back

Hello my fellow Americans,

I am back! I received a phone call from my older brother telling me that he has found my blog and thought it was good then he asked me why i no longer blog. i had no answer. and for that reason i am blogging once more.

the summer is almost over and that depresses me so i rather not talk about it.

so instead i will write down a review of a movie i watched the other night........ WILLOW

Now I am not sure how many of you all have seen this movie, BUT.........it was just straight up the weirdest movie ever seen, and i am not against little people in anyway, I'm all about little people big world on TLC, but this movie was more than just an entire village made up of people under 3 feet tall (and i would be lying if i said that didn't creep me out a bit) but they also and these really tiny people that looked like they were made of paper, the bad guy wore a pink dress half the movie, the HUMAN baby was CARRIED away by a BIRD, and the trolls in the the movie looked like the Phoenix Sun gorilla. and not to mention the story line was completely morbid. I have never done acid, but if i did, i image it would feel a lot like watching this movie.

it happend

i met Joel McHale in real life. he talked to me, gave me a hug, signed my shirt, and then took a pic with me. for reals though it changed my life. he is crazy tall and i told him i want to do stand up and he was like "No way!" and then proceed to give me advice. i could not breath. and the fact that he is so legit makes it that much better.if you are not already aware Joel McHale is the host of The Soup and is one of the funniest people walking the earth today. the picture is kinda bad seeing how it was taken on my phone. he is also on my list of guys that i would marry if given a chance. i am sad to report he did not ask for my hand in marriage but he did laugh when he asked me what he should write on my shirt and i said "just write whatever is in your heart" then i got really nervous when he laughed at my joke. so that's it friends i am a changed women. if you are still unsure of who this man is than go ahead and YouTube his name are something.

because i am lazy

i don't want to write a blog about my Halloween night. but Morgan has http://hilmorg.blogspot.com/

it will change your life

my list of things i hope for the new President to accaplish while in office

1) outlaw makeup. thus, giving me a reason not to wear it
2) get the cast of full house together and start making new episodes
3) have it be "day of hot topics" everyday on The View
4) play reruns of Save By The Bell; The College Years in the evening
5) fix my car for free
6) review all mixes that DJs on the radio create before airing. so than i don't have to lesson to another crummy mix
7) give women a payed vacation every time we have craps, so than we don't have to go to work
8) have the show cheaters on TV play at a more convenient time besides 3 am
9) no longer allow the Jonas Brothers to make music
10) bring Health Ledger back to life

The Background

is orange in honor of fall and Halloween and pumkins

eye candy

Singles Ward Halloween Party (N): meaning a place where a bunch of 20 somethings get together to mix and mingle. The men are free to dress how ever they choose but the women feel the need to dress as cute angles, minnie mouse, or a modest Marilyn Monroe.
But my dear blogger friends, this year i decided to break the mold, be something because i choose to be it and not because i want a boy to talk to me. I went to my singles ward halloween party as a Robot. That's right i spray painted a box silver and put a pot on my head and i rocked it all night long.

However for any of you worried about my ability to act "cute" in a Robot costume I took the liberty of makeing a how to video of how I work it as a Robot

Filming and Laugh track provided by Brookie Steinepreis